I've just been reading a gardening book and it had a few quotes that made me laugh (with recognition), so I thought I'd share them with you.
'What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge on it.'
(Charles Dudley Warner 1829-1900)
'How pretty, you say. And for the next ten years you are at war with borage.'
(Pam Brown 1928- )
Perhaps you have some favourite gardening quotes to add.