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A laugh for the day March 08, 2020 11:22PM |
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Apparently 38% of American beer drinkers (although the survey numbers were only in the hundreds) are avoiding Corona beer for fear of contracting the Covid 19 virus.
Seriously?!
Shows how someone like Trump was able to become president. haha.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2020 11:23PM by helen.
Seriously?!
Shows how someone like Trump was able to become president. haha.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/08/2020 11:23PM by helen.
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Re: A laugh for the day April 14, 2020 02:07PM |
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This was emailed to me today:
If Trump were Captain of Titanic:
"There isn't any iceberg, that's fake news.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean. It's in an ocean very far away.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, very gently, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. They can hold a lot of people, more people than any other lifeboats.
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
I'm an expert on icebergs I've got lots of friends who deal with icebergs. Some of the best. Really good ice people who know ice and their forms of bergness.
If Trump were Captain of Titanic:
"There isn't any iceberg, that's fake news.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean. It's in an ocean very far away.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, very gently, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. They can hold a lot of people, more people than any other lifeboats.
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
I'm an expert on icebergs I've got lots of friends who deal with icebergs. Some of the best. Really good ice people who know ice and their forms of bergness.
Re: A laugh for the day April 15, 2020 12:50AM |
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Re: A laugh for the day April 15, 2020 04:11AM |
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I enjoyed that, Irene. We all need a laugh but how I feel for those who have him as a leader.
I was trying to explain to someone who is a citizen there but I got exasperated trying to explain that in 1918 when the "flu" epidemic peaked in November, New Zealand had close to 9,000 deaths attributed to that flu.
If I am correct, our total population at the time was around 1.1 million and how if covid-19 was to left to run wildly now, what would happen.
His response was...yes but the population increased after that. I felt I needed a brick wall on which to bang my head.
I was trying to explain to someone who is a citizen there but I got exasperated trying to explain that in 1918 when the "flu" epidemic peaked in November, New Zealand had close to 9,000 deaths attributed to that flu.
If I am correct, our total population at the time was around 1.1 million and how if covid-19 was to left to run wildly now, what would happen.
His response was...yes but the population increased after that. I felt I needed a brick wall on which to bang my head.
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