Reminds me of the joke from way back in my school days in England:
Why did the White Tide Man get the sack?
He couldn't get Staines out of Middlesex.
For those who don't know, the White Tide Man is similar to that Aussie man who goes around staining everyone's clothes then cleaning them up with Napisan. And Staines is the town I used to live in.
Lorna